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The zoomed out version is still blurred but there's a nice s..

The zoomed out version is still blurred but there's a nice shadow for you freaks.

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Got a little weird this weekend

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Got a little weird this weekend

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Happy hangover day

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Happy hangover day

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The cream of the crop always rises to the top. DIG IT!!!

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The cream of the crop always rises to the top. DIG IT!!!

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Senior portrait

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Senior portrait

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#1 in the world mate

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#1 in the world mate

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It's getting awfully spooky out here

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Did a fun show that had a photographer recently so I must po..

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Did a fun show that had a photographer recently so I must post

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BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

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We do a show in a Cat Cafe. I also do drugs

We do a show in a Cat Cafe. I also do drugs

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Rode the bull at the museum of sex. Pretty pitiful honestly

Rode the bull at the museum of sex. Pretty pitiful honestly

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What's this wrestlers name?

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Do you prefer front or back? Bonus bulge included

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Do you prefer front or back? Bonus bulge included

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More content tomorrow. Been sick this week. Here's some heav..

More content tomorrow. Been sick this week. Here's some heavy squats for ya

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I also clean up nice

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I also clean up nice

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Had a good time at Portola fest this weekend. Rate my fit

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Had a good time at Portola fest this weekend. Rate my fit

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Had a very cheeky summer day in San Francisco

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Had a very cheeky summer day in San Francisco

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MfW I had planned on taking sexy pics today but instead I'm ..

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MfW I had planned on taking sexy pics today but instead I'm nursing the worst hangover I've had in a long time

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This goes out to my foot soldiers, my sole brothers, my arch..

This goes out to my foot soldiers, my sole brothers, my arch army. Burning Man did a number on my feet this year so I've been putting a lot of lotion on them. Plus I'm doing it in short shorts with my shirt off, so there's that.

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What do you think is happening here?

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Throwback to when I was hosting a filming of a special but i..

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Throwback to when I was hosting a filming of a special but it looked more like I was directing a gay porn

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Ok so most comedians release their little mini specials on Y..

Ok so most comedians release their little mini specials on Youtube these days. But I am puttting one up here. Mostly because I also strip to my undies during the set, and because the camera was rocking a lot during the set so its a little shaky. This was a really fun show in Kansas City, and I had a great time. Let me know what you think!

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Gonna post something neat and sexy tomorrow. In the meantime..

Gonna post something neat and sexy tomorrow. In the meantime, here's me in the gym. Sorry I've been lax here, ya boi is BUSY

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Ok so this is a throwback to the first post I ever made here..

Ok so this is a throwback to the first post I ever made here. Same speedo. Also in water at a burning man party. But since it's been put up before I added a few more old shots.

Also I'm gonna make an Amazon wishlist. For stuff you wanna see me in. Or take off. What would you want included?

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Ya boi is back and dumber than ever

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I'm off to Burning Man. But managed to take some nice pics a..

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I'm off to Burning Man. But managed to take some nice pics at the Grand Sierra Resort first. Alternate title: Infinite Marty Theorem

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New pics from Fridays show!

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New pics from Fridays show!

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In one week I'll be at burning man. This will be year 8 for ..

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In one week I'll be at burning man. This will be year 8 for me. If yall are out there gimme a shout!

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Big squat energy

Big squat energy

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Would you fuck me.... I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me so hard Ok..

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Would you fuck me.... I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me so hard

Okay I'll admit this is a pretty weird one. If you're a fan of Silence of the Lambs, this is my Buffalo Bill impression. If you've never seen it, you'll probably still like this video.

I know the blurred preview looks like a full frontal but it isn't, no pole and no hole in this post. But there is a mangina.

Let me know in the comments if you'd put your lotion in my basket

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